We started the day by getting matching Henna tattoos that came with very “explicit” \240instructions to not touch them for at least two hours.
Specific instructions: “Don’t faahhk eet up!”
…annnnd 30 seconds later, Jayme “faahhked eet up.”
Artie’s tattoo became “FIST” two seconds after this pic.
F*ck it Ship it. \240
(*Copyright Metro Family)
I thought the harbor was pretty.
Fancy boats!
What I wish my boat would look like if I lived here.
What my boat would actually look like if I lived here.
Interesting characters…
Jimmy Buffet
Random famous people on the barstools at Captain Tony’s
Sloppy Joe, apparently.
We’d visited at least four bars by the time we ran into this guy, so I don’t know who he is, but we both looked out to sea together.
Not sure why he wanted to cross the road….
(That was for you, Dad)
“Historic Sites” we Visited:
Captain Tony’s.
We requested “Something” by the Beatles. \240He only knew half the words, so he improvised the rest.
Sigh…
There is some controversy over whether or not we actually went to the Bull/Whistle Bar.
The world may never know…
We attempted to go to the Waterfront Brewery, but it was only 10:30am and it wasn’t open yet.
I guess vacations are for day drinking.
AKA the Dog Bar
I think this was at Margaritaille. This part of the day is a bit fuzzy.
We also went to the Two Friends Patio (where we took the tattoo pics)
…and the Hangar
Signs and Sights:
Mile Marker 0!
The Original Man at the original mile marker.
Look at this beautiful fountain…
…
Marky Mark?
Stickers aren’t just for bumpers, I guess.
Christmas in April!
World’s smallest Adirondack chair.
This pretty much sums up our day in Key West.
