Thank you, Dave and Nanette! 🥰
Mr. & Mrs. est. 2023
Thanks to DJ’s job, we got to wait in the British Airways Lounge! Free snacks and beer!
Pillows, Blankets, and Earbuds
First International Flight together!!
Beautiful sunset at Dulles.
Waiting in British Airways Lounge
The honeymoon has officially started! We arrived to Dulles early and got through security fast with no problems.
Thank you, Dave and Nanette! 🥰
Mr. & Mrs. est. 2023
Thanks to DJ’s job, we got to wait in the British Airways Lounge! Free snacks and beer!
Pillows, Blankets, and Earbuds
First International Flight together!!
Beautiful sunset at Dulles.
Connecting Flight in Lisbon
Waiting in line at Passport Control
This ceiling reminds me of those magnetic toys me and Taylor had!
We rode a bus to the plane on the runway! Going up the stairs to board.
Sun’s just coming up!
We sat next to a nice Irishman on our flight, who was meeting some friends in Funchal for the weekend. He texted his friend from Texas to tell him he was sitting next to really nice Americans, since they’re aren’t very many of them.
Madeira, we have arrived!
Our first peek of the island from the airplane window.
We deplaned on the runway. The air was refreshing and already the sights were beautiful.
Literally on the runway.
View from the airport.
We had a very nice taxi driver who pointed the sights out to us. This is Funchal, where we will be staying!
Welcome to the Pestana Carlton!
Cable Cars, Gardens, Tobaggans, and Street Beers
Madeira is so beautiful and we can’t wait to explore more of the culture, food, and drinks!
Every sidewalk and most streets are paved with small stones, sometimes with intricate designs. And the palm trees are too cool!
Ronaldo was born in Madeira! This picture is for RonRon!
Cable Car entrance.
On board the cable car!
Above neighborhoods and houses.
It’s unbelievable how resilient and determined humans are to build shit in difficult places. The design and architecture of the entire island is so creative!
At the top of the Cable Car ride - 1,800 feet above sea level! Look at the ocean - It takes up half the photo!!
A beer and sangria at the top. We had pizza too, but it was so delicious that it didn’t last long enough for a picture.
Next stop, Monte Palace Tropical Gardens - the cable cars take you right there!
This picture couldn’t capture the view of the ocean through the trees, but I promise you it’s there!!
The gardens were full of sculptures and fountains, this being the largest one.
View of the island and ocean from above the Asian portion of the gardens.
Yet another spectacular view. Check out the water!
The palace at Monte Gardens.
Enjoying a much deserved second beverage at the end of the gardens.
Walking back UPHILL to the exit of the gardens … good thing we had that Stella!
Right next to the exit to the Gardens… Tobbaggan rides! These are the wicker tobaggans that have been used to slide patrons down the steep streets much faster than walking.
The guys waiting for us. They either stood on the back of the tobaggan steering or walked in front dragging us on flatter portions of road.
We went FAST.
Can you see how shiny the road is from years and years of tobaggans gliding over??
Got back to the hotel for sunset, the view from our hotel room is looking spectate with the lights.
Elevator selfie! In our way to our fancy dinner reservations.
Restaurante de Forte, a 200-year-old structure that is now a restaurant.
The wine was 👌🏼. The chef sent us a small special each to try… OCTOPUS. DJ begged me to try it but I SAW the suction cups on the tentcials so I potently gave him my portion. I ordered Basil and Rosotto Tortellini and I think it was the best things over ever eaten. DJ had a blackened battered fish and even I thought it was delicious (despite the occasional fish bone).
Walking around Old Town. The restaurant managers stand outside and heckle you to eat or drink at their restaurant! I’ve never seen it before and I think it’s so funny!
All of Old Town looks like a dream. The streets, the people, the tables, the food, the lights. It feels so friendly and fun! We want to spend more time in Old Town.
Walked by this restaurant’s awning and just HAD to have it.
Poncha tasted like a screwdriver to us, but it was so delicious! They have different flavors in different restaurants, so we will be trying them!
Another drink we found was Nikita. It’s made with Pinneapple Ice Cream, wine, beer, and Rum. So easy to drink and beyond yummy!
Started walking back to the hotel but wanting one more drink - found this stand that sells beer to go! Most places let you buy alcohol to go!
Cheers to Street Beers!!
*clink*
Back to the hotel & so ready for bed, but first… Just look at this view!
Madeira Wine Tour
Breakfast \240 We started our first full day in Madeira with an amazing breakfast at the hotel. Served buffet-style, everything was so unbelievably fresh and delicious, including pastache and amazing flavored yogurt.
View from our breakfast table on the hotel patio.
Susanne \240 Our tour guide picked us up just before 9am. Her name is Suzanne and she said that since she was able to pick us up early, she would show us some things on the way to the winery.
Suzanne drove us up mountains and around valleys, chatting the whole way. She told us that the people of Madeira learned that certain crops can only grow at certain altitudes on the island. She is taking us to the Glass Floor, where we can see the different plots of land dedicated to each crop.
The Glass Floor \240Suzanne said this was the best time of day to see the Glass Floor, as it is a popular spot for buses to take cruise ship excursions. Our tickets were 2 Euros each.
Although it wasn’t part of the wine tour, Suzanne told us we needed to see the Glass Floor, especially since we hadn’t heard of it. It is a platform with a glass floor overlooking the Southern Coast of the island.
Looking east. We couldn’t believe there was a road along the shoreline.
Looking west.
The Glass Floor.
A very nice couple took our photo, then we took theirs.
We were only at the Glass Floor for twenty minutes, but that’s all the time we needed to appreciate the views. It’s back to Suzanne and on to wine!!
Madeira Wine Tour (Part 2)
The Drive There \240 The the way to the winery, Suzanne told us everything we needed to know about Madeira wine.
There are two types of Madeira Wine. There is “Wine from Madeira”, which is simply wine made in Madeira, and “Maderian Wine”, which is made in a very special way that wine is made only here. As Suzanne would say, “I need you to understand one thing, this took many, many years.”
Back in the day (15th-16th centuries), the people had settled in to Madeira, building their tall houses with a room on each floor to work with the steep landscape. Kitchens were most often on the bottom floor of the house, which got unbearably hot as the women cooked two meals a day and the heat moved downstairs. Eventually, they found that grape vines provided great shade against the harsh sun, and so began planting and forming grape vines across only the first floor of the home (you can still see this in parts of Europe and Fall River, Mass. today). Soon after, families found themselves with too many grapes to deal with. The British, seeing an opportunity to make money, offered to buy the grapes from each home to make wine to send back to Europe. This wine became wildly popular and in-demand, but it was difficult to go up and down the mountain, home to home, to collect the grapes, so vineyards were planted for wine production.
The real story begins now. The barrels of wine would be stored in caves during fermentation, as wine is typically kept in cool and dark spaces. But one year, there was no time to keep the wine fermenting in the dark, and had to be shipped to Europe right away. The sailors knew that it was not ready to be moved, so they covered the barrels of wine with dark tarps to mimic the dark caves. However, they didn’t realize that the black cloth would generate even more heat on the barrels that needed to be stored in a cool place. Along the journey, the men could hear the wine bubbling inside the barrels and knew that the wine had been ruined.
Embarrassed of their mistake, the sailors didn’t tell their Lord (who ordered the wine and controlled the men) that the wine was ruined, only late. Another crew went back to Madeira immediately to begin the wine making process all over again, while the spoiled wine was left hidden and forgotten. That is, until some men found the wine barrels and, being opportunists, began drinking only to find that this wine was delicious!!
They sent word back to Madeira that this “new” process for fermenting wine was a success, and it has remained ever since.
Just as Susanne finished her story, she pointed out the window to say we were almost there!
The view of the vineyard from across the valley. It still took us twenty more minutes to get there!
You can clearly see from here each retaining wall that contained rows of grape vines.
The Vineyard \240 Upon arriving, we were immediately greeted by the owner of the winery, Antonio. He did not speak English, but shook our hands and seemed so kind. Suzanne then showed us to our tour guide, who walked with us through the vineyard.
Our tour guide talked to us about their grapes and how careful they need to be with their young 17-year-old vines. We walked and talked for about thirty minutes, and learned so much.
The first set of vines we came across on our tour. These are used for white wines and roses. The rich volcanic soil of the island gives nutrients to the vines, which gives a unique acidity to the grapes.
Walking to the rest of the vineyard. Every grape is picked by hand, so the vineyard has seasonal employees that come to help pick the grapes.
Looking up the mountain at the vines. The ocean is visible from the mountain side, which is in a valley, which creates strong winds, which jostles the vines leaves, which damages the grape. To combat the wind, a wall barrier made of dead tree branches is created in front of particularly vulnerable vines.
Our tour guide bringing us under some wines. Look through the vines on the left… you can see the village below!!
Under the vines!
In addition to the sea providing damaging winds, it gives salty air to the vines. Grapes grown in this salty air are used in only certain wines that are meant to be acidic.
The Wine Tasting \240 Now that we had an appreciation for all of the hard work that goes into creating a bottle of wine, it was time to try them!
We tasted six different wines. DJ likes the whites, I liked the reds. The best part…She left the full bottles with us after the tasting for us to enjoy free of charge! Of course we didn’t finish all six bottles, but we were able to enjoy three more glasses of the delicious wine.
Cow’s cheese and Chorizo platter
Our view of the valley while we sampled the wines.
We left the winery feeling more appreciative of all wines, but even more so of Madeiran wine, which requires so much more hard work, determination, and love than other wines we had. We also left feeling super comfortable with the Madeiran people, getting to know our driver Suzanne and our tour guide, and learning more about their lives on the island. They’re so normal and KIND.
Wine Tour (Part 3)
The Clock Tower \240 As we left the winery with Suzanne, DJ asked her about the clock tower that we could see from the winery - it was also in the winery’s logo. Suzanne replied with, “Well, what do you want to know?” So DJ said, “All of it.”
During the war (we’re not sure which World War), all of the men went to fight alongside the Portuguese (I believe the Germans also attacked Mederia at some point). This left the women to do all of the men’s work AND their own work. The women worked all day and prayed that their men would return home safely. The women of Madeira promised that if the men came home and the war ended, they would build a large clock tower and an altar for God. Soon, they would need to begin their work.
As it is in a difficult location, the women had to carry all of the stone up the mountain to build the clock tower by hand. Needing an alter to keep their promise, they built a small alter on the first floor of the clock tower with just one row of pews. It was small, but they kept their promise!
Then, Susanne asked if we noticed that the time on the tower was wrong, which we did. The women told the men that this was each timezone that Madeirans were in, since they had to travel the world for the war. Such a beautiful way to memorialize the war effort but Madeirans! However, just within the last fifty years, engineers went inside to maintain the clocks gears, which they found to be missing several pieces. It turns out that these pieces were ALWAYS missing but the women couldn’t get the parts because of the war, causing the clocks to run at strange times. Being smart women, they simply told the men their white lie to avoid prolonging the project. “That’s womens for you! So smart!”
As Suzanne finished the story, she asked, “Do you wanna go?” And we obviously said yes. Just in the nick of time she yanked the steering wheel and pulled over to the bottom of the staircase. “I’ll be here! Walk slowly, there’s a lot of steps!”
To get to the clock tower, you have to climb the stairs up the mountain. The women drew the comparison with Jesus carrying the cross before his crusification, and left beautiful crosses on each landing.
View of the vineyard from the clock tower.
View down the valley of the village.
View of the valley and the stairs down the mountain.
As we loaded back into the car, only slightly out of breath, Suzanne asked if we’d seen the fishing village yet, and we said no.
Wine Tour (Part 4)
Fishing Village \240 Suzanne said there’s really nothing to see here, but it’s a tourist destination because Winston Churchill was there (so British tourists love it here). It definitely was pretty with the streets and view of the water and boats, but we hoped back in the car just as Suzanne found a parking space.
The Ride Home \240 I really enjoyed the ride home because we got a chance to just chat with Suzanne about her life. She has a husband who she was with for many years, but couldn’t afford a wedding. Weddings in Madeira are very expensive, but she and her boyfriend decided to marry after she found out she was pregnant with her first child, a daughter. They wanted another, and had trouble conceiving their son, but he eventually arrived and she is so happy to be a mother. She talked about her friends in Madeira also having trouble conceiving.
She spoke of her mother, who grew up in curacao but moved to Madeira with her father. She is a hard worker and never got to travel, so Suzanne saved and saved and finally had enough money to send her mother to Rome as a gift. Suzanne herself has only been off the island once.
Suzanne used to live in Funchal, and told us of all the fun bars there used to be there. In fact, one is directly across the street from our hotel, called Number Two. She used to go all the time with friends, but another hotel was built where the parking lot used to be, so they aren’t able to go anymore.
Then, she said, “I never told you this, a Maderian would be so shocked, but you have to go to Number Two and order the Special Steak Sandwich. Not the regular Steak Sandwich, the Special Steak Sandwich.”
So so dropped us off, and we did!
Egg, fried steak, tomato, lettuce on garlic bread buns
The Atlantic Ocean
After lunch, we wanted some time to relax by the pool… and this side of the Atlantic Ocean.
Elevator Fit Check
There are three pools at the hotel. The first is on ground level. The second is just above sea level… you have to walk down a path then ride an elevator down to get to the bottom of the cliff where the pool is!
Looking down at the pool from the top of the elevator. See the dock in the ocean? That’s a designated area for swimming.. and yes, we swam in this side of the Atlantic!!! It was so weird being salty in ocean water but with absolutely NO sand.
The view from the pool of the elevator tower up the cliff.
View from our lounge chairs.
Pool at bottom of elevator.
Night Life & Drinks
Tonight, we explored Old Town Funchal again, this time making many more stops and exploring new streets.
Last Minute Idea
While enjoying breakfast, we realized that it was Sunday and that the Funchal Farmers Market would be closed, so we suddenly had a few hours to fill. DJ had the awesome idea to rent a Spinich!!
Spinich is a small electric vehicle that you can rent (we rented for two hours) with an interactive self-guided tour on an iPad.
Of course DJ drove! Instead of a steering wheel, it has handle bars and a throttle like an ATV.
The tour took us threw the streets of Funchal, then all the way to the fishing village we saw yesterday. We hit speeds of 47 km/h…or about 30mph. But I swear it felt like light speed in that tiny thing.
It was crazy to be driving on the same streets we’ve seen from taxi windows or walks.
Going through one of Madeira’s 150 tunnels. The tour guide on the iPad told us that some call Madeira “the Swiss Cheese” because of all the tunnels.
And the views were spectacular.
The little electric engine struggled to get started up a hill, but once it did… ZOOM!
We drove on the same streets as bikers and huge tour buses. You can see a banana farm up the mountain here, too.
Back at the fishing village. In one picture, you can see the water, fishing boats, villages, restaurants and hotels, and farms.
The streets are so narrow!!
We stopped to look at the ocean. The Glass Floor is in this picture!!
This video shows us going downhill outside the fishing village. Just look at the view!!
Stoped for a post-driving beer and sandwich before hoping on a catamaran!
Dolphin and Whale Watching
On this catamaran cruise, we saw spectacular views of the ocean and the island, and even found some Pilot Whales!!
An early night
After the catamaran cruise, we did some light souvenir shopping, took a break upstairs, had Mexican for early dinner, stopped at a shop to buy some wine from yesterday’s winery, and had a quiet, early night in. We have a long day tomorrow!!
Breakfast and the Sunrise
Since we were up early for our tour anyway, we got to see the sun rise over the ocean with our breakfast at the hotel.
Sunrise Hike
Only crazy people like us would get up at 3:30 AM to hike the tallest mountain of Madeira for a sunrise view. It was truly amazing.
Our Last Visit to Old Town
After breakfast and a much needed nap, we made our way back to Old Town Funchal to satisrify our Poncha Cravings and visit the Farmer’s Market.
Blandy’s Madeira Wine
After Suzanne explained Madeira Wine to us, we knew he had to learn more. The Blandy family has been an important presence on the island since 1811, and is well known for their Madeira wine, winning several World-Wide awards. We booked two tours, the Premium and Vintage Tour, and had one tasting with the Vintage Wines. This was one of the most amazing wine tours we have ever experienced. We learned so much and have a new appreciation for wine.
Bye, Madeira!
It’s fine, we’re only running on three hours of sleep. We will get through!!
Pastel de Nata Cooking Class
Day Long Portugal Tour
Stop 1: Sintra
We were picked up from the hotel at 7:40 by our driver and tour guide Gustavo. He’s very nice and told us things about himself and the area, but I was tired and forgot all of them.
It is POURING today. \240It is very difficult to see any views through the fog and we are soaked to the bone. But we are going to have a great time any way!!
1836. King Fermin and oved to Germany to marry queen of something. Before the palace there was a pump estate which was distorted by ewthewyare. A price of the chapel remained so the king built the pens palace off of this. He built it with six different styles to honor all of the different type of people that were here. \2401838-50 construction. 11 children. All 11 died including his wife. Remarried in Lisbon.
Next King Charles and oldest child were murdered in 1908 with the idea to end the monarchy. The youngest son ran away to English. He died from disease in England. 1910 independence of republicans in Portugal. After that, all palaces belong to government to be come museums or are leased by company’s or became hotels.
Dinner
Eight hour tour of the east side of the island. Stop 1
The most western point of contelinental Europe 1866. 147meters above sea level. Passing through aZola. Fishing village. But now restaurants and airbnbs. Only two fishing families left.