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Before we even hit the road, we had to come up with a team name. Something that captured the essence of our journey—adventure, danger, and, of course, complete absurdity. After tossing around ideas that ranged from ‘Rickshaw Renegades’ to ‘Mountain Madmen,’ we finally landed on ‘Himalayan Hijinks.’
Now, for those wondering, ‘hijinks’ technically means ‘boisterous fun’ or ‘wild behavior.’ But in our case, it was less about intentional fun and more about the series of mishaps, breakdowns, and general incompetence that would define our trip. Essentially, ‘Himalayan Hijinks’ is just a fancy way of saying, ‘We have no idea what we’re doing, but it’s going to be hilarious watching us try.’
It was the perfect name for a group of guys who thought driving a glorified lawnmower through the world’s tallest mountain range was a good idea. Plus, it had a nice ring to it, like the title of an old-timey cartoon. Little did we know, by the end of this, we’d be living the cartoon, complete with all the crashes, dramatic rescues, and ridiculous moments of slapstick comedy.
Our adventure begins with three brave souls, a glorified lawnmower on three wheels, and the grandest mountain range in the world standing between us and our goal. But first, let me introduce you to the team—each with their quirks, talents, and, of course, vices.
Ram – The Meticulous Planner (AKA Captain Precision)
Ram was our leader—not because he appointed himself, but because none of us were organized enough to take the role. He was the meticulous planner, the one who always needed to know exactly where we were going and how we were going to get there. Ram was the first to get up in the morning, waking us all before the crack of dawn with the insistence that we were already behind schedule. He was the human alarm clock we never asked for, but probably needed.
Despite his best efforts, we were usually late by his standards. It didn’t matter if we were just five minutes off—Ram would grumble, light a cigarette, and glare at his watch as if time itself had betrayed him. Yes, Ram had a constant companion on this trip: his cigarettes. You could always tell when he was deep in thought because he’d light up, exhale a cloud of smoke, and mutter some grim commentary about our situation. Whether we were stranded on a cliffside road or waiting for the rickshaw to cool down, Ram puffed away as if each drag was fueling his next plan.
What really got to him were the little things. Rushi, for instance, had an uncanny ability to do things that drove Ram up the wall. Like flicking on a light in the middle of the night, or adjusting the rickshaw’s mirror by a fraction of a degree. Each small act was met with a deep sigh and an exasperated, “Why can’t you just leave things alone?” But beneath his irritation, we all knew Ram was the beating heart of the group. He kept us moving, kept us focused, and in the rare moments when he wasn’t frustrated with us, he even managed to enjoy himself.
Ram’s passion for planning didn’t stop at the route. Every pit stop, every meal, every potential toilet break was carefully mapped out in his mind. And when things inevitably went wrong—as they often did—he was the one who helped us figure out a new plan, even if he did so with a grumble and a scowl.
Rushi – The PR Guy (DJ, Drone Pilot, and GoPro Guru)
Then there was Rushi, our self-designated PR guy, whose mission was to ensure that every moment of our journey looked as epic online as it felt in our heads. His job? Play the right song, keep our Instagram feed buzzing, and make sure his GoPro captured every twist, turn, and near-death experience.
Rushi’s taste in music could only be described as unpredictable. One moment we’d be cruising to The Beatles, the next we’d be jolted by some electronic beats that sounded like a robot having a breakdown. And just when we were getting used to that, an 80s Bollywood hit would suddenly blare through the speakers, making our rickshaw feel like a moving film set. He called it variety; the rest of us called it Rushi’s ever-changing mood in audio form.
And then there was his obsession with the drone. At every scenic stop (and there were plenty in the Himalayas), Rushi would jump out, frantically setting up his drone to capture what he called “cinematic gold.” More often than not, the drone barely made it into the air before the wind threatened to carry it off into the next valley. But Rushi never gave up, treating every successful flight like a small victory. When the drone wasn’t buzzing around, he was busy managing GoPro footage—switching batteries, adjusting angles, and ensuring that every awkward moment was perfectly documented for future embarrassment.
Shiv – The Quiet Observer
Then there was me—Shiv. Every group needs someone to balance out the noise, and that’s where I came in. While Ram puffed away on his cigarettes and Rushi was buried in gadgets, I preferred to sit back and take it all in. I was the quiet one on this trip, the guy who didn’t need to fill the silence with chatter. Instead, I watched, listened, and observed as the chaos unfolded around us.
Some might mistake my silence for indifference, but it was more about soaking in the experience. I knew this journey was going to be one for the books, and sometimes, the best way to appreciate the absurdity of it all was to just… not say anything. Whether it was Ram swearing at a map or Rushi yelling at his drone, I preferred to keep my thoughts to myself, occasionally offering a nod or a raised eyebrow when words weren’t necessary. But when I did speak, it was usually to bring everyone back to reality—or to point out that, yes, we were once again hopelessly lost.
The Fourth Member: The Glorified Lawnmower
And finally, we had our most crucial team member: the rickshaw. Not just any rickshaw, mind you. We were driving a four-stroke three-wheeled glorified lawnmower. In theory, this model had more power than the standard two-stroke version. In reality, the mighty Himalayas did a phenomenal job of making sure this so-called “upgrade” was still woefully underpowered for the task ahead.
This beast—if you could call it that—was our lifeline. It sputtered and wheezed its way up steep mountain passes, groaned on flat roads, and occasionally decided it needed a break right when we needed it to keep going. It was temperamental, stubborn, and often seemed to have a mind of its own. But somehow, we couldn’t help but love the damn thing. After all, it was carrying us through the adventure of a lifetime, even if it wasn’t exactly built for it.
The point, of course, wasn’t that the rickshaw was unsuited for the job. That was the whole point. Driving a vehicle better suited for lawn mowing than mountain climbing through the largest mountain range in the world? That’s what made it fun. Or at least, that’s what we told ourselves every time it refused to start.
And so, with Ram as our smoke-fueled leader, Rushi managing the soundtrack to our chaos, and me quietly watching it all unfold, we set off. Armed with a glorified lawnmower and a wildly optimistic plan, we were ready for whatever the road—mountain, or more likely, broken-down dirt track—would throw our way.