Church in Fulda

Evil as Fuck right?

So yeah we totally understand black metal now and have started working on a new project called Pariah Carey.. black metal versions of Maz classics! So stay tuned!!

After working through a few tunes we decided to take a road trip to Thomann ,

Apparently it's a big music shop

HOLY FUCK ITS A BIG MUSIC SHOP

this is some shit video i took.. hey I was overwhelmed

Honestly this place was epic, I've never seen anything like it and holy shit I mean they have a wall of piano accordions and there's a room dedicated to double basses, and another to \240xylophones ,drums -fuck I could goin on forever.. that said I'm told the shop in cologne is bigger???

Then we were off to bamberg for food and beer, Keller beer (spell check) bloody sensational and more pork and potatoes and onion rings and fried egg and mustard and.. we'll let's just say I love bamberg

Extremely pumped for the show tomorrow - let's destroy!!

Oh we had to cancel a show at cafe de meister due to some issues at the venue, we wish the meister all the best and hope they can continue to rock the fuck out of Geleen .. On the other hand Renata from Epic waved her magic wand and presto we now have a new show at a venue called DeReunie ..apparently this venue is kick ass .. so well done Ren you bloody legend and thanks to De Reunie for helping us out!

Rock on fuckers

R

Streve and Ren hit the road and leave us at the venue (our hotel) and Udo shows us some tunes that he loves mainly a band from Argentina (42 decibels)who fucking rock, anyway udo tells us he needs to sleep as last night was a big one (it's currently 2pm) and we head into town for some grub.

Most of my sentences now start with

"Hallo - do you speak English??"

Which is usually met with

"Ah yes how can I help??"

Not today, Noooooo Now to order from the menu , coffee- easy done, I spot mushrooms and butter I think, I spot pomme frites, yes!! Winning!! I can do this!! Come on, schweinescnitzel yes I think I've got it!!

"I'll have a snitty with buttery mushies and chips please!!! POW!!"

Cian and Raze have different versions of the same thing it's honestly the only things we could recognize but they were fucking awesome, success!

We get back after a bit and Udo has come to life whipping up a storm in the kitchen, as we're setting up he keeps trying to make us eat more, we concede and have a bowl of the best pea and ham soup I've had in ages, he asks us if we can play blues, I say kinda but not really he shrugs and moves on.. hmmm suspicious

We settle in to the bar and proceed to watch the punters turn up, and they do, in no time at all we're sitting in a smoke filled bar with loud banter exchanging stories with locals about snakes and sharks and German efficiency and the price of smokes in Australia - badly - but enjoying it all the same,

The band we're playin with is johnny maestro a new orleans hard rockin blues harp band.. they fucking slay but I now realize why Udo wants us to play blues cos we are gonna destroy this crowd, we go on around 12am and most people are fucking hammered so I'm not too concerned but it could go either way, we decide to start off hard with 4th of July and kick em in the guts, fuck it why not, that'll sort out the pussies and the others can rock the hell out with us, a few songs in we've definitely got their attention, stumbled through the set a little sloppy but we pullled it off, still getting used to the gear, a few people leave but we expected that, this was a blues crowd of 50-60 somethIngs but fuck me they went hard!! We close with ace of spades and the remaining crowd is slurring "Lemmy for Life" at us!! A 50plus woman that I talked to earlier comes up to me and says

"You told me was to be loud, you right, but was fucking super"

We fist bumped!

Germans fucking rock!

Here's some johnny maestro

Prost!!

View from suicude rock (doesn't do it justice)

We jump in the van and make the short trek to muhlhausen it's only about an hour or so away.. thanks to Renata for driving from sintaal to get us, which is an extra hour or so on top of that.. legend finished at 4:30 the previous morning herself .

We arrive at the hotel shit,shower,shave and then off to the show.. pretty rad little venue, seems it's a rehearsal studio with a venue attached, I know this scene, except this ones built out of stone, which concerns me at first but that soon proves to be no problem ..

Enno is the other band on the bill, they are pretty fucking good and it's their place I wish I'd taken some video, cos I can't really describe their music but if we had to take a stab razor and I both agree it'd be alt German punk, fast and sharp! Good work lads, loved it!!

We played pretty bloody good tonight, the crowd was really tight and really into it, can't help but play well in those situations and we can't thank Enno enough for having us on!

I'm currently laying in my fancy hotel room thinking of breakfast!!

Next stop Berlin and a couple of days off!!

Scholl!

Muhlhausen by night

Fancy German sunset

Buck!! Udos best mate

They move pretty quick

Arrived at Berlin after one changeover - it's a big train station- it's actually huge..

Then grab a cab with this guy

Get into our new digs at the Berlin surf hostel, yep that's what I said two rooms in Neukolln which is apparently the fastest growing cooltown in Berlin google maps is quite often wrong as it hasn't caught up yet!!

Grab ourselves a burger

Food coma

There's a great littlebar at the end of our street I can see that being a starting point for the next couple of days

Let's see what berlin brings today

Laters

RP

Muhlhausen kicked Cians arse, mine too

Haha surf hostel in Berlin.. might get up for an early !!!

Cool huh?! They grew plants in things that don't usually have plants in them

Walked more

Drank beer

Looked at things

Went to the Ramones museum

Didn't buy a ramones shirt.. there's too many of those in the world

Went to a Turkish grill and ate some lamb, damn that shit was good.. I love lamb! Pretty much just a kebab with lamb, tomato and green stuff.. best! Clean!

You know it's gonna be good when there's statues of the animals they cook right?

quick stroll through the park, which also seems to be the place for gang bangers to try to make friends with us.. they seemed lovely and I think they wanted to sell me something?

Saw a dude in a wheelchair smoking something with a pipe off a bit of foil, lucky for him he's already sitting down.

Lots of people playing bocci? Is that how's it's spelt

Went home and chilled for a bit..

It wasn't long before I felt that all to familiar urge to go to a bar and get shitfaced, lucky for us there's a good one 5 doors from our pad! Caught up with Hannah a friend from melbs who lives here now! She's a good egg and is killing it in this rad city! I think she's gonna take us on a bike ride today. That could be interesting .. we darank and drank and I think I spent about 30 euros in total.. shots, \240everything, I tried to spend more but they wouldn't have it!!

The rest is a blur

Oh I ate samosas

catch ya

RP

This guy walks around selling samosas to the punters.. much like those chicks that used to sell roses in night clubs but much tastier! Hang on a minute that is the rose guy, I forgot about him, I hope I didn't eat one of those!?

Total radlords!! Hannah is a champ! I've got that look in my eye! things probably broke after this!!

My greatest fan... I'm probably the only person in the world that would come to Berlin, in winter.. and rock a fan ...

So looooovely....we miss Udo

Looks green right?? That's eggs in the wild!!

I need a drink

Someone camouflage my Bloody Mary..

short stroll to Berlin, lost cian and Raze in an Internet cafe.. almost called Liam Neeson, but you wanna save that card right.. I mean he will find them!!

Nice scenery shot

Ended up at checkpoint Charlie in Berlin, pretty much the entry/exit point for the Berlin Wall from east to west.. crazy shit, overnight the country was divided .. people separated from their family/work/home with no warning.. brutal !!!

The wall was 3-4 meters high and 66 miles long.. a rediculous amount of barbed wire was involved.. apparently they put flowers along it to disguise the repressivness .. lovely

I'm not sure about this guy

I went to maccas and used the dunny, it cost me 50cents.. but damn that place was clean, had a little chat to the dunny lady, and then she let me use the ladies cos the guy in the men's was taking too long!! I think this system works well!!! Thanks dunny person!!

Caught the train back home (I think we finally worked out the train system) and caught up with Coz from riff fist he's playing in mammoth mammoth at the moment and headed out n tour today... great guy and his mate Stef .. showed us their rehearsal room and gave us beer.. hope to return the favour one day.. give em hell coz!! See ya in summer Stef

Checkpoint Charlie

Went out and grabbed some pizza, second best margarita I've had.. (I miss you popalare) chased it with lasagne! Mind you it was penne so I guess it was penne napoli with bechamel ... fucked if I know, \240but lasagna is a stretch .. anyway after I ate it all...

Cian found his new favourite shop

Had a kip

Then caught up with Hanna and her mates Simon and Shane? Shit was it Shane? I hope so.. bugger can make cheese in 45 minutes and won't tell me how..

popped into a couple of bars, fuck smoking bars are pretty brutal for the breathing. How did we used to do it? Cool place called syndikat, little punk bar ..

too many beers

Doing this with one eye

Back to Frankfurt tomorrow.. old mate harri from airborne hooked us up with free tix to his show, so next stop frankers... thanks Harri

Thanks Berlin

RP

See what I did there?!

Not sure what to think here..

Gnight

Razor made a friend

Cruised through some beautiful country

I caught up on many episodes of the dollop podcast.. that shit is funny! If you haven't heard it, get on it!! Thanks for the tip Linz!

Got into Frankfurt and dropped off the gear and hightailed it down the street to the batschkapp for Airborne!! Fuck these Aussie lads are fucking killing it, great crowd, great show, great lesson in rocknroll, thanks for the hookup Harri

Spewin we missed desecrator !! All reports say they killed it too..

Gonna take advantage of the late check out

Pick up the van today, netherlands show tomorrow! Time to get busy

Let's do this

RP

Spent the day in Frankfurt yesterday, cruised about like a little family checkin out the sights, it was delightful!!

Cian and Razor declared their love for each other on frankfurts love lock bridge..

I got hit on by a very squeaky statue

Found a big fucking church that was originally built around the 1300's, gothic as mate!!

Big doors with little keys

Popped into a little creperie for a coffee and a crepe, oh I better have another one.. ok yes I'll try the Nutella crepes too.. damn, that shit is like crack right?!

Fucked around on the Trains a bit to go pick up the van and meet our driver Rod, who we immediately recognize as a legend, he takes us to a little pub just down the road from Sinntal a( he's playing there himself in a week or so) and we all have a feed and a few beers and plan the next few days!!

On our way to the Netherlands today this is the show that got moved, with black Burned Blimp.. De Reunie is the venue apparently it's snowing up there. Bring that shit on!!

Check it, it's all a part of making rekkids!!

Word

RP

Frankfurt town center

Arrived in Geleen to a warm welcome from Sarah who with the help of Theo the owner managed to snag this show at very late notice.. thanks guys not only that, they put us up for the night, fed us delicious meatballs and veges and let us play through their kick arse PA system, operated by Rauri the maestro!!

Pretty thin crowd due to the lack of time to promote but that didn't stop Black Burned Blimp from kicking arse

We found another Carl from AKF..

Our turn, felt good, real good, such a pleasure having foldback, dragged a few in from the front barwhich is a good sign, made some new fans! Mission accomplished

Sat in the front bar and exchanged stories with a few locals, pretty rad bar.

I have dubbed holland the land of the tiny drink! Tiny little beers, Rod thought it was just a taster, you know to sample the beer before you buy the real one.. nope that's it!! Wake up in the morning, tiny little coffees!! HAHAHAHA I love it!! Better have 3

Don't be fooled, that cup is tiny

Theo surprised us with Dynamite!!

Cute pad!

Raze and Rod chillin before the show, or is razor showin Rod his wang, by the look on rods face I think he might be

Currently blasting down the E34 towards wankum!! Which looks like this

What a bloody wankum!!!

Seeyas in Hamburg!!!

RP

To be honest, that's not even a good example.. I can't catch a good video of the really fast ones,they just too fast.. my hand to video skills aren't what the used to be!!! Maybe next time I will hire someone to do that stuff as well as look after my wallet and make sure I find a shower somewhere.. and cook me steak.

That's the hydden

That's Endgultig

That's us out the front of the Kaiserkeller

That's Cian being a cian

Next stop Austria

Oh yeah, I said that it was snowing in holland, I was wrong, it's snowing in Austria.. I'm gonna throw a snowball at myself..

catch

RP

Ps just had a phone call from a German!

Someone found my wallet and somehow my phone number - bloody German efficiency!!

Legends

Here lies old mate, he was either not born or didn't die as there was only one date on it!

Here lies someone who isn't dead yet? ...

That doesn't work, I don't know what the fuck that is?

This person died in 1954?? We don't know how old they were, but they're dead now so piss off!!

Then guess what happened???

It started to Fucking snow, first time for me and I was wide eyed and Fucking amazed!! Apparently in Austria it's snowing full on , over a meter so far!!! Can't wait ..

Got home to a warm house, some home cooked meals (thanks Renate) much needed sustenance.. and a warm bed, I think I was asleep before my head hit the pillow.

that's about all I got, current tunes -tom petty

See yas in the snow!!

RP

Stopped off at a brewery so steve could wheel and deal some beer for his bar

Dude could sell ice to eskimos!! I really need to learn multiple languages!!

Long room in the brewery!! Viking' d off our heads!!

Got to the bar in solden,live bar, it's a tiny joint in the mountains of Austria and its fucking cool.. tight! Warm, and made of wood!!

Placed filled up quickly- apparently there's an expo in town for snow freaks, they all get free beer tickets in a pub of choice.. tonight it's live bar!! Holy shit the place is chockers!!

Chris and Andreas (the owners) feed us up on some good Austrian food, and we're set!!

Steve and Renate do a set of covers ranging from johnny cash to Janis Joplin to AC/DC, it's an eye opener I mean they're doing it acoustic and workin the crowd hard, Ren does a better Bon scott than Brian Johnson! The Vagrants warm the crowd up for us and then it's time to destroy!

Honestly I felt a little sorry for some of this crowd, I mean I was basically on top of the front row, I coulda touched em with my face!! It was so hot, spit and sweat everywhere!! Lovely huh?? That one you get for free!!!

Made a few friends, the usual "I'm from a record label" types that promise the world through grinding teeth and dilated pupils!! Actually that's a bit unfair, he was \240a top guy and who knows maybe he was legit.. ??reckons he can get us into Denmark maybe? Fingers crossed!! And then the not so usual types like Colin a British ex pat from Yorkshire who I swear has lived a hundred lives, we sat and smoked and drank and Colin told us stories about the stones and Hendrix and girls and Christ I coulda listened all night!!!

Everyone is here for a good time, definitely not here to fuck spiders, the beers flow constantly and the shots are continuos, so why not play a game of who can hit the nail into a piece of wood with the wrong end of a hammer!!

The timber is right in the center of the bar!! And the game was going the whole time, even while we were playing and people were moshing and carrying on.. safety first huh?!!

People start drifting off into the icy night and we're left to ourselves in a stocked bar with a drunk bartender and a thirsty couple of bands, the venues really look after you here, I've paid for 2 drinks since I've been here!!! They paid for our accom across the street, a 2 bedroom apartment with all the mod cons... I mean I love oz but seriously Europe gives bands the treatment !! Much appreciated!!

Currently laying in bed wondering if I should get up and smell the coffee... ah fuck it, I'll smell it from here!!! Bliss

Chris and Beni - the Barmen

Frank Zappa shredding on the shitter

Gonna get it tattooed he says

Us and Col!!

See yas in Ulm

That shit is cold! Standing on our balcony

View from our balcony!

I recon that might be cold too

We leave Solden heading towards st Anton where we gonna leave Steve for a coupla days, they gotta prepare for the snow season at the Keller Bar which is about to start!! It's in the basement of a hotel which looks like a rad place to stay..

View out the window of St Anton, tough gig

We then head off agin to Ulm, but this time instead of going through the 15km tunnel that runs through the mountains (hats off to whoever built that by the way) we're gonna go "over the top"!!! Incredible drive winding over the icy mountains, this is some of the roads used in a couple of the bond movies, I recognize parts of it and Cian mentions that he's seen this in video games, I reckon he's right, maybe gran turismo?? Something like that, either way it's so cool..

Don't get much snowier than this right?

Icy roads!

We make it to Ulml and a thick fog has set in, I reckon it's colder here than in the snow the cold air seems to cut through, lug the gear into the venue (down 3 flights of stairs - ouch) set up, meet the other band who's doing 4 shows with us, mutterbeast!!! They're cool guys!! Cody the singer is a cheeky bugger, i reackon we'll get along just fine!!

We meet up Rod and Nadine (who are graciously putting us up fir the next 2 nights, and decide to sample German \240Mexican food, which is good cos I'm starved!! All in all pretty good Tucker! I got the Plato enchilada!!

Renate and El Rod

Mutterbeast are really fucking good, huge jams and stoner grooves!! Really fuckin cool!

No doubt I'll get some more video of these guys!!!

We do our thing, crowd seems to like it!!

My voice is starting to get a bit rough!

This could get interesting, ah well, whatever - no one knows what's it's supposed to sound like anyway

That'll do me

peace out

RP

Up there! I shall build a castle

The road up

I'm pretty Knackered by this point!!

Death to all but metal

View from the top

Then it's to the gig, what a great little venue - unfassbar!! So many grea little venues on this tour.. we asked for it, we got it..

A few rockers are in early and we meet Sarita the bar manager, we can tell this gonna be a good one...

sarita organises some pizza for us and then it's time to get stuck in (after the owner and a few locals buy us a few shots of wodka and taste the local bier, which is maybe my new favourite )

Tannen Zapfle !! It must also be said that I find a new fave nearly everyday!!

We play well tonight - broke a string, thanks to Cody from mutterbeast for sorting that out quickly!! (Seriously check these guys out!! They're doing great stuff!!) Mutterbeast follow up with a smashing set, getting tighter yet again!!

Pack up!

A few more shots

In the van and back to rods!!

Big thanks to Renate again for sorting sound and all round merch legend! And the driving!! Holy shit she's a workhorse!

Also thanks to the punters at unfassbar for parting with there hard earned cash, (Betty Thomas, and all the crew I now there's more of you but I forgot names sorry) for buying merch and throwing cash in the tips jar! Oh yeah so at bars that don't pay well, while bands are playing the manager or someone will take a hat around and ask for tips for the band!! Rad idea!!

Anyways breakfast and off to Boblingen!!

Peace

RP

Where Knights of the long round table!! ?

This cunt was staring at me in the dunny!!

Children of the Cian!

Sleep get me now!

RP

Stopped at media market on the way.. red jbhifi

Bunnings can eat a dick!! This is a sausage sizzle!!

Not that I'm paying, but geez I wouldn't mind!!

The Bubbles- stoner pop

View from the top

.. we had a beer in a place that sells the longest schnitzels, something like 7kms?? correction, that's right we took a photo!! It was 96 meters.. I was drunk.. I can't remember things!! imagine the size of the bag for that "shnitty in a bag" Met a local lady who I thought was gonna kill me, but I won her over!!

Cooked some steaks over a fire- so good to have a steak, although I also watched that cowspiracy doco.. talk about conflicted

Played some piano! Accompanied by saxophone!

Watched some tv and tried to not talk much to give my voice a chance to recover.

Rayner showed us his mancave and we have a few beers and whiskeys with him and his wife Marion to say goodbye! They are fans of Motörhead and cradle of filth and introduce us to "carnivore" !! It's been a pleasure mate. Thanks for the gifts (razor and I got beard care, cian got hair care) and the baked goods, classic times!

I'm not sure why We put it on our head..

I think I did it for photo taking reasons (still haven't mastered the one handed selfie) holy shit that doesn't sound right.. oh well

That's it I think.,

Time to get up

Have a big breaky

And drive!!

Regulators!! Let's ride!!

RP

Tower

City

Wood goat

We check out the local guitar shop which had some good gear in it.. I bought picks

And then headed to the pub, knocked back a few tinnies and some delicious pear schnapps whilst trying to learn some German phrases, threw some coins in the big dick tip jar and headed back to Rods!

Nadine has cooked rinderrouladen and it was sensational!! I will definitely be cooking that when I get home!! It's basically rolled and stuffed beef cooked in broth .. can't go wrong! Served with red cabbage, dumplings and roast veg!! Soooo goood !! I really shoulda taken a photo but I'm so hungry I just hook in!!

Now this all sounds quite civilized doesn't it, but let me say we are all pretty hammered at this point, I can't remember how much schnapps we had, whatever let's have some more, and then the guitars come out, we try to play some songs,an all in version of we are the world ?? Complete with Cyndi Lauper impersonation, (Nadine!! Delete all evidence!! hahaha)I get all old wise owl with Rod, we listen to more tunes More drinks, so many laughs and then I think someone was smart enough to tell us to go to bed!!

Thanks whoever that was !

I need coffee

RP

Big dick tip jar!!

The Rod and the Balls! Or as I like to call it "the full package"!!

Metal as!! What a bunch of dickheads!!

Razor grabbing my ample bosom

Into the night

Uh oh

Things just getting started!!

These photos do not do this justice at all, it's absolutely fucking bullshit mate!!

We arrive at the venue which is in Switzerland but everybody speaks Italians, so either way we're fucked!! Manage to get some beers and some snacks and wait for Gionny to turn up with our accom details! Straight away as we were warned we notice the beer isn't of the same calibre but it's still free and well let's face it, Germany has spoiled us in that department!! Gionny turns up and gives us our keys and we're off to the hotel!!

This is where it gets a little weird, nothin too weird but it just feels odd, firstly we can't get in to the car park of the hotel, we press the buzzer - no answer.. all good let's just grab our bags and walk through.. we walk up the drive and notice the building is huge and attached to a castle and the name on the front of the building is not Bellinzona Hotel it's "Instituto Santa Maria"! (RED FLAG!!) we get in the door and there's no-one here, no reception, no customers, nothing, I can hear someone practicing a haunting piano piece over and over in a room in the building somewhere, some classical ballad which just enhances the weirdness, then it dawns on me, this is an old hospital the place is huge and where on the 4th floor.. not a single soul anywhere to be seen.. we joke about never leaving this place.. I've seen that movie it never ends well !!

Haunted right!!

Here's the photo from the website, much more sunny and inviting right?!

Well fuck that.. we've decided we're a bunch of wusses and we'll probably just drive home to Rods.. besides we got nowhere to leave the gear and we ain't lugging up 4 flights of stairs.. yep that's it, it's got nothin to do with the mental asylum we were gonna die.. I mean sleep in !!!

Cool venue, cool pa, cool owner, cool bar chick, we get some pasta into us and smash through our set .. the venues pretty quiet but it has lots of potential. I'd really like to play to a packed house here! We offload a couple of cds to some crew who can't believe we're here on a Wednesday night..

Every gig is a gig, it don't matter if it's to 1 or 1000 this is what makes a band worth their shit, if you can only do it when everything is right then you're only halfway there, remember where you came from and do what you do until you can't do it no more .. there is no other way!

Gionny pulls us outside and shows us the glory of Bellinzona and honestly the sight of the castle and walls from where we stand is pretty bloody amazing, he tells us he's been doin this job at this bar for 25 years, he's had everyone from Agnostic Front to the Evanescence tribute show, and now The Balls, like I said before do it until you can't do it no more!!

Hats off to you Gionny

See ya next time!!

RP

Old hack!!

Set up

We rise at 7am.. which is the first time I've done that in a month, and it sucks but we got a show in a prison and those fuckers are gonna make us jump!! We get there round 9 and fuck me, this is gonna get weird, max security, we have to hand in our passports and handys (mobile phones) and we get ushered into a chapel area. Kinda like an old schoool hall with about 100 chairs all facing the alter..

After setup we wander the joint, with the guards and visit a cell which the occupant has left for a minute, 23 hours a day these guys spend in here, my bathroom is bigger.. fuck stayin here! No way Jose!

Then they bring em in, the inmates wander in 6 at a time, everyone wears their 'fuck you' face and I'm not making any friends by returning the eyeballs, they roll about 90 inmates in and then it's go time.. the most nervous I've ever been playin ever.. first song finishes and ... silence ... "I mumble a weak "thankyou" .one more second passes and the crowd goes wild .... YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Thank Christ for that.. we play a good set and the inmates love it.. we meet and greet after the show, one guy shakes my hand and tries to pinch one of my rings, as he's doin it I say, "good luck mate I cant even get that off" he laughs and asks me for a bottle of water, I oblige and then I give out a bunch of the guys our left over waters, what an experience, thanks Epic Touring for setting that up, I'm pretty sure none of us will forget... ever!

Photos of the prison are coming, we couldn't take in phones etc.. but there was a photographer and she loved it so hopefully we can get em.. this is outside

The we head off to eddies

Briefly stop at a Xmas market near Stuttgart and eat a delicious roast pork roll and some mulled wine..

We play a great show at eddies, complete with people falling over in front of us and smokey shenanigans... mutterbeast are a 3 piece tonight because Boris had too much cauliflower soup!! Get well Boki!!!

what a great bar , Eddie is the legend I thought he'd be, they play the same nail game Here that I mentioned in Austria, but Ed plays it with a short handled axe, flipping it and tossing it around like a Fucking madman after so many whiskeys.. but he Fucking nails it.. cian and razor are using the hammer, ed nails 4 before they hit 1... maestro!!

We drink into the morning my Aussie accent is gaining attention, so I bung it on a bit..don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!!

Thanks uncle chop chop

That's all folks

Goodnight.. I mean good morning!

I'm bloody starving!

Reckon this is the best Facebook comment I've ever had

Line up and spread em ladies!!!!

Bombig bar

Great show

We had to cancel today's show in holland, it's just logistically impossible, not to mention how crook we are! sincere apologies.. we need the rest, and the drive to Austria is a long one..

currently sitting in an Indian restaurant in Austria at the end of a dead end, down a wrong turn we took.. better get a curry!!

We lost

What's that? Indian anyone?

CURRY!!!

Keep on truckin!!

Catch

RP

This video

Drove through this tunnel fir 13 mins at 100ks an hour.. which means long tunnel yes?!

I sleep now

Bye bye